Star light, star bright, get me out of jail tonight! : those terrible telephone calls
The golden road to Samarqand : preface to freedom
You, the gumshoe : how to get critical information
Toss your crib, car, and computer : an urgent priority
Going to the big house : jail visits
"Give your hearts to Jesus, boys" : life in jail
Sick, confused, and crazy : medical care and mental illness
Bureaucratic heroin and black holes : commissaries and jail phones
How chancroid saves a twink : sex in jail
As the worm turns : drug addiction
Does the elevator go up to the top, or not? : homo chaoticus, unsocialized man
Hitting bottom : how to recognize a readiness to change
Why gung ho is good : the character factories
To help or not to help? : rating defendants
The tickle of the Trocar : bail and bail bonds
How a wino saved the sixth amendment : public defenders, plea bargains, and the caseload gorilla
The pin-striped mafia : fee whores, voodoo doctors, dodo birds, and other legal vermin
Crackerjack private attorneys : how to find the prize in the box
Show me the work, I'll show you the money : getting a quotation for legal services and fees
Negotiating a contract for legal defense : getting the bang for your bucks
How to help the defense : getting busy in jail and out
Money! money! money! : the budget
Outdoor jail : probation and parole
To snitch is a bitch : cooperating with police and prosecutors
Your personal witness protection program : blowing the 'hood
The family management plan : making a difference for your defendant
Why are so many people in jail? : juking the stats in the crime-crazed U.S.A.
