You might be a zombie and other bad news: shocking but utterly true facts

Acknowledgments

Introduction

The Five Most Horrifying Bugs in the World

Three Colors you Don't Realize are Controlling Your Mind

The Four Most Badass Presidents of All Time

Five Famous Artists Who Didn't Create Their Signature Creation

Six Terrifying Things They Don't Tell You About Childbirth

Five Fun Things That Will Kill You

Five Movies Based on True Stories (That are Complete Bullshit)

Oh the Places You'll Go (When You're Dead): Six Insane Things Science Might Do With Your Cadaver

The Five Most Ridiculous Lies You Were Taught in History Class

The Six Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You

Five Stories About Jesus's Childhood They Had to Cut From the Bible (To Avoid an NC-17 Rating)

The Six Most Terrifying Foods in the World

Five Wacky Misunderstandings that Almost Caused a Nuclear Holocaust

The Six Most Depressing Happy Endings in Movie History

Five Famous Inventors Who Stole Their Big Idea

The Five Most Frequently Quoted Bullshit Statistics

The Four Most Insane Attempts to Turn Nature into a Weapon

The Four Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High

Four Mythological Beasts that Actually Exist

Five Ways Your Brain is Messing With Your Head

Five Fight Moves that Only Work in Movies

Five Awesome Places to Have Sex (And the Horrific Consequences)

Five Awesome Things you Didn't Know Could Make you Sick

Four Things Your Mom Said Were Healthy that Can Kill You

The Gruesome Origins of Five Popular Fairy Tales

Five Horrifying Food Additives You've Probably Eaten Today

Five Stories the Media Doesn't Want You to Know About

Four Brainwashing Techniques They're Using on You Right Now

Five Hollywood Adaptations that Totally Missed the Point

The Ten Most Insane Medical Practices in History

Four Great Women Buried by Their Boobs

The Awful Truth Behind Five Items on Your Grocery List

Five Classic Cartoon Characters with Traumatic Childhoods

Five Conspiracies that Nearly Brought Down the U.S. Government

Four Ticking Time Bombs in Nature More Terrifying (And Likely) Than the Ones in Disaster Movies

Five Psychological Experiments that Prove Humanity is Doomed

The Five Creepiest Urban Legends that Happen to be True

Five Beloved U.S. Presidents the Modern Media Would Never Let Into the White House

Third Reich to Fortune 500: Five Popular Brands the Nazis Gave Us

Five Scientific Reasons Why a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

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