From the Book - First edition.
Nice balls, Mr. President
"It's not working, they're all fucking!"
Finding Dweezil, losing Frank
A girl named Lisa meets a boy named Goo
Rock stars who used me for drugs
Miss Teen USA : cry, baby!
The second beach house : meet the pussy posse
Rock out with your 'stock out
Jell-o pudding poops as John Stewart lights his farts
Mt MTV : how's your Aspen?
Meet the VJs, and say hello to cancer
Jenny, is that your clitoris?
Naked in a coffin with a love vampire
Chili pepper, party pooper
MTV invades your facial disgracial
Seriously, give it up, girl!
From a flash to a crash, and finally home.